can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
