how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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