I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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