You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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