I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Floor bacon is actually really good
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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