Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I got inside last night via doggy door
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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