I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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