I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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