I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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