Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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