And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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