And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Two words: nipple clamps
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