But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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