Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
