maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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