I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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