you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
where am i from again
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I need moral support for this bender
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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