Don't you send me to vm
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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