Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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