just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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