I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You have to summon your inner elephant
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
