whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
