I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no. you can't hotbox the world.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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