oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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