found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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