glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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