He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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