At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
This baby is an asshole
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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