Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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