No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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