NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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