I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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