Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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