..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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