It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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