You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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