i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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