who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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