Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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