Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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