Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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