I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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