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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
zippers are such a cool invention
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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