no you cant smoke seaweed
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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