I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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