He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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