get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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