Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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