Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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