Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
her facebook's as public as her vagina
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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