I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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